Being a successful cheater is not easy. Lots of men have tried to
cheat and get away with it but most have failed. You have to be a
certain type to do it well with no consequences. You have to be sly, you
have to be smart, and you also have to be really, really dishonest.Are you up for the challenge? If so we have some ideas to help you get out of some sticky situations. How are you going to keep her from finding out? Then, if she does get a clue, how are you going to throw her off the track? Figure it out now, because if you try and do it on the run, you are going to be in trouble, and you are going to be in trouble fast. And we know you don’t want to be in trouble.
Here are TheRichest’s 15 Ways To Not Get Caught Cheating On Her. Don’t screw it up.
This one may sound silly but when you think about it, practice is important in everything. If you have never cheated before you are probably going to get caught, but if you make it into a lifetime thing, then you are going to get much, much better at it over the years. Sure your first girlfriend caught you cheating and dumped you – who cares? You like your new girlfriend way better anyway, and she has no idea what you are up to.
14. Set Up Separate Email Addresses
This one is straight from “Having an Affair 101”. You need to have a separate email account that your girlfriend knows nothing about. This way when she snoops in your email (and she will) she will have no idea what you really have been saying behind her back. Just remember to log out and you will be golden.
13. Join a Gym
Your girlfriend wants to stay in and watch The Bachelor again and you want to go meet your girl on the side. You have to figure out someplace to tell her you are while you are really hanging out with your side-girl. What about the gym? It’s pretty hard for your girlfriend to give you a hard time about trying to get in shape and better your body. Tell her you’re going to work out and more than likely it will offer you cover while you go get a different kind of work out.
12. Clear Your History
Now, don’t clear all of it, because that looks suspicious. If she checks the history on your computer and nothing is there at all, you are screwed. But still, get rid of incriminating evidence on your computer every day. The computer, and your phone, are the first places she is going to look if she is suspicious.
11. Don’t Do It With Someone At Work
The affair at work is fun. I mean really fun. You’re going home at night, and having “Nooners” with some hot chick at work every day. Life is sweet, right? Well no, sooner or later things at work will go bad, and when they do the chick you have been banging on the side is still going to be there. Every day. Waiting to get you fired or maybe even ratting you out to your girlfriend. Stay far away from this scene.
10. Hide Your Phone
Act like the phone is a part of your body. If you don’t have it with you- you die. And you might if she gets her hands on it and reads your text messages. Take it to the shower with you, keep it on your side of the bed at night. Don’t ever let her see it and also turn off your sound notifications so she can’t tell how much you are being texted.
9. Don’t Take Needless Risks
I know, I know. Risks are half the fun! But still, don’t do her in the bed you share with your girlfriend, don’t be seen in public with her, basically just don’t do anything with her at all other than have S3@.x:’ with her in a safe, quiet place. Preferably like three miles deep in the woods.
8. Don’t Keep Condoms Around
So you don’t use a condom when you are with your girlfriend, but yet you have them in one of your drawers at home? You’re busted, dude. Buy what you need (and no more) and throw away what you don’t use on your way home.
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